Friday, October 27, 2017

Week 8 KOTS Power Rankings

2017 KOTS Week 8 Power Rankings

Week 7 complete....the standings separating, the competition intensifying and the room for error getting smaller and smaller. Week 7 proved that anything is still up for the taking in the middle of the pack, Ballz Deep! pulled off a miraculous win, while Team Prime and Co. flexed their muscles at the competition with a huge output heading into the final weeks of the season. With 6 weeks remaining before the start of the King Of The Shack Playoffs, owners are continuing to adjust strategies and rosters in the hope of earning themselves a playoffs bid this season. Each loss now plays factor in determining whether this season will be counted as a success or not, while each win builds momentum going forward as the Shack Daddy hopefuls continue to do battle.

Week 7: Recap Statistics

Most Points Scored: Team Prime: 199 total points scored

Least Points Scored: Martellus All About It: 111 total points scored

Largest Margin of Victory: Team Prime: +85 points

Smallest Margin of Victory: Ballz Deep!: +1 points

Power Rankings

#1 Team Prime (6-1) Last Week: 3 (This Week: Hernandez Hitmen)

Team Prime made Week 7 a proving point to the rest of the league, as he exploded for 199 total points and crushed Rudy Was Offsides (3-4) in a favorable matchup. With the final score being 199-114, Team Prime improves his record to 6-1 and has now a 5 game winning streak. In the matchup, the Bears Defense (32 points) completely shut out the Carolina Panthers with two defensive TD's and scoring the games only points. Lesean McCoy (28 points) scored 2 TD's of his own and finally proved his value after several weeks of poor performances. In addition, Alvin Kamara (15 points) continues to rise in stock as he handcuffs Mark Ingram and is a thriving pass catcher in the Saints Offense. Going forward, Team Prime is loaded and potentially could finish this season with only one loss. Week 8 poses arguable Team Prime's biggest regular season matchup against Hernandez Hitmen (5-2). With a win, Team Prime would nearly be a lock for the playoffs. Keep an eye on this league leader. 

#2 - Silly Nannies (6-1) Last Week: 2 (This Week: Rudy Was Offsides)

Week 7 was a godsend for Silly Nannies. Coming off a week where Jake lost Aaron Rodger (Collarbone) The season was all but in question for Silly Nannies heading into the weekend. A matchup with 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One (1-6) was favorable but it would be tight without Rodgers at the helm. Silly Nannies defeated Juan by a final score of 125-113, taking advantage of a Carson Palmer broken arm that all but sealed the deal for Silly Nannies in Week 7. Tyreek Hill (24 points) ripped off 120+ total yards while finding the endzone on a long TD pass from Alex Smith. If Hill can continue this PPR trend, Silly Nannies may have found a solid output in points to make up for the lack at QB. Jason Witten (15 points) scored on a one-handed TD grab and continues to have a terrific season for the cowboys as the ageless wonder has dominated defenses this year. Meanwhile, Michael Crabtree (11 points) scored on a last second TD pass to put Silly Nannies on top of 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One for good. Week 8 will feature an excellent matchup between Rudy Was Offsides (3-4).

#3 Juan Too Many (5-2) Last Week: 1 (This Week: Game Of Jones)

Week 7 proved a few cracks in the foundation for Juan Too Many, as he fell to TFuchs (3-4) by a final score of 122-141. Arguably feeling the greatest effect from the Aaron Rodgers injury, both Randall Cobb (3 points) and Jordy Nelson (2 points) are seeing their stock plummet without their star quarterback. Despite solid performances from Zach Ertz (19 points) and Mike Evans (21 points) these efforts were not enough, as TFuchs had the superior performances in Week 7. The Cardinals Defense (-1 points) faltered against the Rams, while George Kittle (2 points) succumbed to the hype and had a less than stellar performance despite a favorable matchup. Juan Too Many will face underdog Game Of Jones in Week 8, an opportunity to right the ship against a team struggling to keep it all together. 

#4 - Hernandez Hitmen (5-2) Last Week: 4 (This Week: Team Prime)
Hernandez Hitmen is waiting, ready to ambush the competition as he has amassed a solid team throughout the season. Despite a few questionable trades, Hernandez Hitmen stands in Week 8 with a 5-2 record after defeating Gronkemon Go (2-5) in a Week 7 battle. Noah traded and acquired Amari Cooper (45 points) and Antonio Brown (16 points) both whom proved effective in helping Hernandez Hitmen to a 165-120 win. Carson Wentz (30 points) threw 4 TD's against the Redskins and is one of the biggest steals in this years draft, while Kareem Hunt (15 points) again ran the fantasy table with a great performance on the ground and through the air. Hernandez Hitmen faces league leader Team Prime (6-1) in Week 8 in what should be one of the best matchups of the entire regular season. Tune in!

#5 - I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet (4-3) Last Week: 5 (This Week: TFuchs)

I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet is like a criminal on the run from the law. With Ezekiel Elliot (40 points) continuing to avoid suspension, week after week, Zac has proved that him drafted Zeke was one of the best draft pickups of the year. With 3 TD's in Week 7, Elliot helped I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet overcome a matchup with Martellus All About It (2-5) with a 152-111 victory. Alex Smith (25 points) again put up an MVP performance in a loss against the Raiders, and continues to shine against all career odds that might have limited him before. Recently acquired James White (14 points) scored on a Tom Brady TD pass and will look to rise in stock for a Patriots offense that is finally picking up steam. Week 8 will feature a interesting matchup against TFuchs (3-4) which could be a high scoring affair between two of the contenders for the #4 seed on the 2017 Playoffs.

#6 TFuchs (3-4) Last Week: 19 (This Week: I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet)

The upset is complete! TFuchs took down Juan Too Many (5-2) in Week 7, snapping Josh's win streak and improving his own record to 3-4 on the season with a chance to jump up in the standings in Week 8. In the 141-122 victory against Juan Too Many, Derek Carr (32 points) silenced the doubters as the Raiders offense exploded through the air with 400+ passing yards and throwing for 3 TD's. Todd Gurley (24 points) and Doug Baldwin (24 points) both found the endzone multiple times in Week 7, giving TFuchs the needed boost that he needed to knock off Juan Too Many. TFuchs has a few great matchups going forward with excellent talent on his roster. Week 8 will feature I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet (4-3) in a battle for the #5 seed that could have potential playoff implications later down the line.

#7 Rudy Was Offsides (3-4) Last Week: 6 (This Week: Silly Nannies)

Rudy Was Offsides fell in Week 7 against a dominant Team Prime (6-1) team that put up 199 points to Rudy Was Offsides' 114 total points. In the loss, Rudy had a potential 160 points that could have been scored, but poor roster management left Dak Prescott (29 points) on the bench, which had Rudy Was Offsides been playing anyone else, could have been a deciding factor between a win and loss. Jordan Reed (26 points) was able to stay healthy for almost an entire game and scored multiple touchdowns to find paydirt for the first time this season. Along with LeVeon Bell (21 points) continuing to lead the way for a rising Pittsburgh offense, Rudy Was Offsides still is loaded with potential each week if the team can be managed properly. Week 8 will feature a solid matchup for Luke against Silly Nannies (6-1) can Rudy pull off the upset? Only time will tell. 

#8 Ballz Deep! (3-4) Last Week: 11 (This Week: Gronkemon Go)

Ballz Deep! found a way to win in Week 7, with a 1 point victory over Game Of Jones (2-5), winning by a final score of 124-123 and holding off Kirk Cousins on the final play of the game. With the win, Ballz Deep! remains in playoff contention with a 3-4 record and could continue to make some noise throughout the regular season with some rising stars. Jared Cook (16 points) is finding a connection with Derek Carr, and has really made a name for himself in Oakland. Kenny Stills (26 points) scored 2 TD's from Matt Moore and could continue to see his stock rise as Moore is likely to start again in Week 8 for the Dolphins. Rob Kelley (4 points) and Frank Gore (3 points) still raise questions for Ballz Deep! in the running back position, but Week 8 could answer some of those questions as Ballz Deep! faces Gronkemon Go (2-5) in what could be a favorable matchup for Matt. 
 
#9 Gronkemon Go (2-5) Last Week: 8 (This Week: Ballz Deep!)

With a loss in Week 7, Gronkemon Go continues to have a very disappointing 2017 season, despite having one of the most depth-filled rosters in the league. Falling to Hernandez Hitmen (5-2) in Week 7, by a final score of 120-165, Gronkemon Go was done in by poor performances by star players who have been very inconsistent all season long. Cam Newton (8 points) threw 2 pick sixes and is not the same MVP player that he was a few years earlier. Despite the dominant performance the Bears defense, Jordan Howard (6 points) and the Bears offense did not manage any ground in a defensive battle. Demaryius Thomas (2 points) and the Broncos offense continues to struggle in back to back weeks, while Larry Fitzgerald (5 points) lost his veteran quarterback Carson Palmer (arm) for the season. With 6 weeks remaining, can Gronkemon Go turn the corner and begin a comeback in time for the King Of The Shack Playoffs? Week 8 will be the telling point with a matchup against Ballz Deep! (3-4)

#10  Martellus All About It (2-5) Last Week: 7 (This Week: 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One)

Despite the acquisition of DeMarco Murray (9 points) in Week 7, Martellus All About It was done in by his poor performance, as well as many others in a 111-152 loss to I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet. (4-3) The loss is Logan's second in a row and the window is slowly closing for him to jump back into the driver seat and get his team to the 2017 KOTS Playoffs. In the loss, rookie back Leonard Fournette (Ankle) was a late game scratch, missing his first game of the season and limiting Martellus All About It's chances of putting up enough points to compete. T.Y Hilton (4 points) continues to struggle without Andrew Luck under the gun, and the odds of him returning this season are looking quite slim. Week 8 will give Martellus All About It a favorable matchup with 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One (1-6) a win could be the needed boost that Logan needs to make the playoffs, while a loss could all but spell disaster for the once highly favored team.

#11 Game Of Jones (2-5) Last Week: 10 (This Week: Juan Too Many)
Game Of Jones was just 22 yards short of a victory in Week 7, which saw him lose to Ballz Deep! in a 123-124 back-breaking defeat. Kirk Cousins' (23 points) incomplete pass to end the Monday night game could be the biggest "what if" of the 2017 King Of The Shack Fantasy Football League. Julio Jones (24 points) scored his first touchdown of the season, a sigh of relief for owners, but continues to seem lost within a depleted Falcons offense. The emphasized effort to get him the ball in Week 7, could be a bright spot for this team going forward. Latavius Murray (17 points) rode the bench this week, and for good reason, but could be another asset going forward to boost Game Of Jones into the final playoff spot. Week 8 will put Game Of Jones against Juan Too Many (5-2) a favorable matchup against a team struggling the last few weeks.

#12 - 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One (1-6) Last Week: 12 (This Week: Martellus All About It)

This could be an all time season for Juan. With a 1-6 record after 7 weeks, 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One could set a King Of The Shack Record for one of the worst seasons in league history. With a 113-125 loss to Silly Nannies (6-1) in Week 7, Juan has now lost 2 in a row and lost another star player for the season in Carson Palmer (Arm) With O.J Howard (27 points) on the bench, this was the one player who could have turned the tables for Juan and gave him late life in the regular season. Marshawn Lynch (Ejection) proved why he is a risky play each week, after running on the field and pushing a referee in the first half of the game. Aaron Jones (22 points) is bright spot on this squad, and could be the future going forward for the Green Bay Packers. Look for 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One to batten down the hatches and prepare for the worst the rest of the season as he loads up for next year. Week 8 will put Juan against Martellus All About It (2-5) in a matchup of bottom dwellers struggling to survive. 






 

















Friday, October 20, 2017

Week 7 KOTS Power Rankings

2017 KOTS Week 7 Power Rankings

With Week 6 now in the books, the regular season is halfway over and the home stretch towards the 2017 King Of The Shack Playoffs begins. With three teams tied atop the league standings, this year looks to be closer than ever as team owners will look to make their final push towards the finish with late free agent pickups and big trade moves. Heading into Week 7, the King Of The Shack Fantasy Football league watched as 4 major trades were made. The contenders gave up high round draft picks for the 2018 season, as many of the dungeon dwellers begin to prepare for hibernation as they stockpile up on future picks that could revive their chances next year. One thing is clear, the title is up for grabs and it is still anyone's to claim. Their are sleeping giants awaiting to march their way into the 2017 Playoffs and make a run at the Shack Daddy trophy!

Week 6: Recap Statistics

Most Points Scored: Team Prime: 170 total points scored

Least Points Scored: I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet: 98 total points scored

Largest Margin of Victory: Team Prime: +68 points

Smallest Margin of Victory: Rudy Was Offsides: +6 points

Power Rankings

#1 Juan Too Many (5-1) Last Week: 2 (This Week: TFuchs)

Juan Too Many jumps back into the drivers seat in this weeks KOTS Power Rankings as Josh continues to impress the league with his 5-1 record, while leading the league in total points scored. This performance earns Juan Too Many a $20 bonus in Week 6, with an excellent chance to repeat the same feat come Week 13. Juan Too Many defeated Martellus All About It (2-4) in a key matchup, winning by a final score of 163-132. The dual threat running backs Mark Ingram (30 points) and Jerick McKinnon (25 points) led the way for Josh in Week 6, both scoring two touchdowns and dominating their opponents on the ground and through the air. Zach Ertz (15 points) continued to be his normal self hauling in a couple Carson Wentz TD passes while Mike Evans (18 points) also found the end zone vs a porous Arizona defense. Looking ahead, with Aaron Rodgers most likely done for the season, keep a close eye on Jordy Nelson (12 points) to see his connection with Brett Hundley in the coming weeks. Juan Too Many faces TFuchs (2-4) a matchup that is sure to be closer than the experts predict. 

#2 Silly Nannies (5-1) Last Week: 1 (This Week: 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One)

Despite coming away with a very narrow victory in Week 6, Silly Nannies slides down to the #2 spot in this weeks KOTS Power Rankings. In the 108-98 victory over I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet (3-3), Jake lost his most powerful assets in Aaron Rodgers (Collarbone) which severely hampers Silly Nannies chances of continuing his 5 game win streak in the coming future. Adrian Peterson (25 points) found new life in an Arizona Cardinals offense and will look to replace the output that Rodgers had been producing week to week. With Michael Crabtree (17 points) continuing to be a red-zone target for Derek Carr each week, look for him to step up down the final stretch of the season as the playoffs near. Week 7 puts Silly Nannies against 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One (1-5) in a matchup that is sure to be lopsided in favor of Nannies.

#3 - Team Prime (5-1) Last Week: 3 (This Week: Rudy Was Offsides)

Team Prime does it again, another victory in Week 6, puts Tyler now at 4 games in a row and places him in a terrific spot heading into the final stretch as the 2017 KOTS Playoffs await. With a dominating victory over 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One (1-5) Team Prime improved to 5-1 on the season with his stock continuing to rise. In the 170-112 victory over Juan, Melvin Gordon (35 points) ripped off another huge game with 2 TD's leading the Chargers to victory. This appears to now be the normal workload that Gordon will adhere to, giving Team Prime a massive weapon in coming weeks. Christian McCaffrey (21 points) also continues to put up huge numbers as the rookies seems to have taken control of the Panthers backfield. Russell Wilson (BYE) comes back into play this week as Team Prime takes on Rudy Was Offsides (3-3) and will look to give Tyler the needed boost to get past a scrappy squad led by Luke Drachenberg.

#4 Hernandez Hitmen (4-2) Last Week: 5 (This Week: Gronkemon Go)

 Hernadez Hitmen got a huge win over Game of Jones (2-4) in Week 6, improving his record to 4-2 in a narrow 142-135 victory that came down to the final Monday night game. With the win, Noah jumps up into the #4 spot in this weeks rankings, but its evident he has aspirations to get even higher. In the victory, Hernandez Hitmen leaned on Jay Ajayi (13 points) and Golden Tate (22 points) both whom exploded out of their recent slumps. For Ajayi, the endzone could not be found but 130+ rushing yards and a win against the Falcons did just the trick. Will Fuller (14 points) again found the endzone for the 3rd straight week, but just days after that performance, Noah traded Fuller for Amari Cooper (7 points) in an attempt to jump start his run at the 2017 King of the Shack Playoffs. Looking forward, Hernandez Hitmen faces Gronkemon Go (2-4) in a crucial matchup that could shake up the playoffs projected seedings.

#5 I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet (3-3) Last Week: 4 (This Week: Martellus All About It)

 Despite a minuscule loss to Silly Nannies (5-1) in Week 6, I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet sits at .500 at the half-way point of the season with an excellent opportunity to make up some ground and make his final push towards the King Of The Shack Playoffs. In the 98-108 loss, Zac was unfortunately done in by a few key players being on their BYE week, with not enough production from the bench. Alex Smith (14 points) had an off day as the Chiefs dropped their first game of the season, while Ben Watson and Jesse James combined for just a total of 8 points. With Aaron Rodgers going down for likely the remainder of the season, it will be worth keeping an eye on Devante Adams (16 points) as his TD proficiency may decline. I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet will face Martellus All About It in Week 7, a matchup that could break both teams chances of finding that final playoffs spot in November.  

#6 Rudy Was Offsides (3-3) Last Week: 8 (This Week: Team Prime)

 Rudy Was Offsides is hanging in there, and continues to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge his way through the regular season with a 3-3 record and a chance to make some noise down the stretch with a team loaded with potential. In Week 6, Luke defeated Gronkemon Go (2-4) by a close score of, 145-139, another game that came down to the Monday night wire, but it was Rudy Was Offsides who got 11 big points from Donte Moncreif of the Colts to seal the deal. LeVeon Bell (27 points) again ripped off another monster game as he carries the Steelers offense from week to week. A total of 36 points were scored by the Minnesota Vikings and New York Giants defense, giving arguably the biggest advantage to Rudy Was Offsides as the weekend came to a close. Luke will have to navigate the waters of free agency and BYE weeks as the season continues, if he does so effectively, his chances of making the KOTS Playoffs will greatly increase. Week 7 against Team Prime (5-1) will give the league some insight as to what this team is made of.
 
#7  Martellus All About It (2-4) Last Week: 6 (This Week: I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet)

A blowout loss to Juan Too Many (5-1) in Week 6, certainly did not help Martellus All About It's chances of making the 2017 Playoffs, however, the season is still young and with 6 more weeks to go, Logan has an opportunity to seize a playoff bid and make some noise with a team loaded with talent. In the 132-168 loss to Juan Too Many, Deshaun Watson (23 points) threw multiple TD passes in Houston's win over the Cleveland Browns as Watson continues to be a bright spot among all of the rookies in the league. Leonard Fournette (21 points) exploded on the St. Louis Rams and is on pace for 1000+ yards and 10+ TD's this season. Unfortunately, two receivers J.J Nelson (1 point) and T.Y Hilton (2 points) had a terrible turnout and arguably cost Martellus All About It a could be victory. With the trade market exploding, look for Martellus All About It to make some moves as rumors circulate Logan's interest in DeMarco Murray. A tough matchup with I Can't Think Of Anything Clever Yet (3-3) in Week 7 will be a proving point for Martellus All About It.

#8 Gronkemon Go (2-4) Last Week: 7 (This Week: Hernandez Hitmen)

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Gronkemon Go is 2-4 heading into Week 7, but his best work is yet to come. This team simply will not quit and can only get stronger as the season goes on. A tough 139-145 against Rudy Was Offsides (3-3) was a difficult pill to swallow but there is still time for Gronkemon Go to get the ship turned around and play the underdog in the playoffs. In the loss, Gronkemon Go left an astounding 71 points on the bench, including Carlos Hyde (23 points) which would have been the deciding factor between a win or a loss. C.J Anderson (1 point) was non existent in the Broncos loss to the Giants, while Devin Funchess (6 points) came up short of stellar after providing multiple double digit weeks. In Week 7, Gronkemon Go will face Hernandez Hitmen (4-2) and Justin will look to veteran Larry Fitzgerald  (28 points) to again lead the way in a key matchup.
#9 TFuchs (2-4) Last Week: 10 (This Week: Juan Too Many)

A down week for TFuchs and his players led to a humiliating loss against Ballz Deep! (2-4) in Week 6, the window for error is getting smaller, bu TFuchs has a roster with depth and talent and is still in the mix of things despite being two games under .500. In the 127-103 loss to Matt, TFuchs had 10 of his 13 starters score less than 10 points including quarterback Derek Carr (6 points) who looked a bit rusty coming off a back injury. Chris Hogan (2 points) lost his TD streak and was surprisingly ineffective against a sub par Jets defense. It was Rob Gronkowski (26 points) who was the lone star for Tyler this weekend as his connection with Tom Brady seems to be better than ever. Week 7 could not get any easier for TFuchs. Juan Too Many (5-1) stands waiting for battle, can TFuchs pull off the upset. 

#10 Game Of Jones (2-4) Last Week: 9 (This Week: Ballz Deep!)

Game Of Jones' upset bid fell short in a 135-142 loss against Hernandez Hitmen (4-2) a game that came down to the final plays of the night with Eric Decker (15 points) coming up just short of enough points to propel Game Of Jones to an all time comeback in the regular season. Still standing with a 2-4 record, Game Of Jones still has a chance to earn himself a playoff spot as he is currently tied for the 7th place spot heading into the home stretch of the season. Kirk Cousins (27 points) is hot and continues to fire on all cylinders, a positive sign for Game Of Jones as the season heats up. Julio Jones (13 points) continues to leave Nathan frustrated this season as the 1st round draft pick has not lived up to his potential, but trade asset Kelvin Benjamin (18 points) again shined and is secret behind the quick turnaround that Game Of Jones has displayed over the last few weeks. Week 7 features Ballz Deep! (2-4) a crucial matchup for both teams which could have playoff implications.


#11 - Ballz Deep! (2-4) Last Week: 11 (This Week: Game Of Jones)
Ballz Deep! pulled out a needed win in Week 6, toppling TFuchs (2-4) by a final score of 127-103. The win keeps Ballz Deep! at the #11 spot in this weeks King Of The Shack Power Rankings, but Matt is still in the thick of things, tied for 7th in the current league standings. A win in Week 7 would put together a win streak which could give Ballz Deep! the needed umpf! to get things moving. With Keenan Allen (9 points) having a down week against the Raiders, Adam Thielen (18 points) picked up the slack and continues to produce with quarterback Case Keenum. Ballz Deep! acquired Will Fuller (14 points) this week from Hernandez Hitmen, in the hopes that his TD performances can continue the rest of the season. In a coming matchup with Game Of Jones (2-4) in Week 7, Ballz Deep! will have to prove his strength going forward if he wants any chance of climbing the league leaderboard.

#12 - 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One (1-5) Last Week: 12 (This Week: Silly Nannies)

Here lies 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One, a fantastic owner, better friend and one of the worst fantasy season since the 2008 Detroit Lions entered the league. With a 1-5 record, 99 Problems But  A Lynch Ain't One can probably start packing his bags and getting ready for next year, with a handful of season ending injuries, the risks that Juan took early in the season did not pan out and the rest of the regular season is not looking any better for him. In Week 6, 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One last to Team Prime (5-1) by a score of 170-112. Despite great performances from DeMarco Murray (18 points) and Antonio Brown (29 points) Juan was overpowered by the superior team and the depth of his roster continues to be one of he 99 problems that this team is having. Aaron Jones (5 points) was brought back down to earth this weekend, and although he way have an extended role going forward, running back Ty Montgomery is still in line to take away a handful of carries from him the rest of the season. Week 7 puts 99 Problems But A Lynch Ain't One against Silly Nannies (5-1) another tough test. We will see if Juan is up to the challenge and if he can pull off the upset.