Tuesday, September 27, 2016

King Of The Shack Power Rankings: Week 3

Week 3 Statistics:

Largest Margin Of Victory:

Rudy Was Offsides +93 points!

Smallest Margin of Victory:

O'Brees Wan Kenobi +7 points

Most Points Scored:

Rudy Was Offsides-229 points

Least Points Scored:

Silly Nannies-109 points


Week 3 Current Power Rankings

#1 O'Brees Wan Kenobi 3-0 (Last: 3) (This Week: Rudy Was Offsides)

O'Brees Wan Kenobi continues to climb the ladder of the King of the Shack Power Rankings, and now finds himself atop the league with the #1 spot, and a 3-0 record to show for his valiant effort. Twice now, Juan has defeated the pre-season favorite Gronkemon Go, after a come from behind victory in Week 3, narrowly winning by a score of 172-165. O'Brees Wan Kenobi will more than likely welcome back the limited services of Tyler Eifert and Jamaal Charles in Week 4, which could spell out trouble for the rest of the league as Juan continues to assemble one of the most impressive rosters in league history. Week 4 will be another great test for O'Brees Wan Kenobi, as he matches up with Rudy Was Offsides, who is gaining momentum of his own, ripping off two straight victories in a row! Who will come out on top!? Player of the Week: DeMarco Murray 26 points

#2 Ballz Deep! 2-1 (Last: 5) (This Week: Suh Girls One Cup)

Ballz Deep! once again impressed the rest of the league with another dominating performance over his opponent in Week 3. Silly Nannies fell victim to the high scoring attack of Ballz Deep! who cruised to a 172-109 victory and bumping him up to our #2 position in this weeks King of the Shack Power Rankings. Matt was led Jordy Nelson (28 points) and back up running back Charles Sims (23 points) who each led the way with over 100 all purpose yards in Week 3. While Ballz Deep! has proven that injuries do not phase his managing strategies, his matchup in Week 4 with Suh Girls One Cup will give the rest of the league a clear picture as to how effective this team can be. Looking ahead, Ballz Deep! will need to address the ineffective QB position in order to truly be a contender in the leagues playoffs.

#3 Rudy Was Offsides 2-1 (Last: 6) (This Week: O'Brees Wan Kenobi)

Never underestimate the heart of a champion! Luke has now won two in a row and with a Week 4 victory, could stand alone the league standings in first place for the first time in the history of the King of the Shack Fantasy Football League. With a dominating 229-136 victory over lowly Hernandez Hitmen, Rudy Was Offsides showed his potential to the rest of the league and is interested in more than just a playoff spot this year. Although Ryan Fitzpatrick (-3 points) threw 6 interceptions, Rudy Was Offsides had both the Chiefs DST (32 points) and Vikings DST (25 points) which more than made up for the poor performance of anyone on Luke's roster. Tevin Coleman (29 points) has now scored 4 touchdowns in 3 weeks and has made a statement to the Falcons that he wants to be the feature back in Atlanta. Rudy Was Offsides will have his work cut out for him in Week 4, as his rosters faces some tough matchups, during a key clash with O'Brees Wan Kenobi

#4 - Suh Girls One Cup 2-1 (Last: 1) (This Week: Ballz Deep!)

Missing Todd Gurley yet!? After a questionable trade in the middle of Week 3, Suh Girls One Cup put up his lowest point output of the season and fell to 1-2 Favre Dollar Footlong by a score of 120-155. Suh Girls One Cup was done in thanks in large part to the lack of wide reciever depth that Zac has on his roster. Tajae Sharp and Eric Decker both combined for 11 points in Week 3 while Andrew Luck (13 points) continues to struggle as a consistent fantasy football quarterback. Thankfully, with a 2-1 record heading into Week 4, Zac remains among the top teams in the league and has a great opportunity to show his poise in a Week 4 matchup with Ballz Deep (2-1). He will need to make a few adjustments, but should not have to worry yet about missing out on a chance for a title run.

#5 Silly Nannies 2-1 (Last: 2) (This Week: Hernandez Hitmen)

Silly Nannies finally felt the effects of the injury bug, after Adrian Peterson (MCL), Willie Snead (Turf Toe), Sammy Watkins (Foot) and Jonathan Stewart (Hamstring) were all ruled out of their games in Week 3. This left Silly Nannies scrambling to make changes to his roster and had to rely on some backup players who were unable to put forth enough points to even muster a competition in Silly Nannies defeat to Ballz Deep! which ended with a score of 109-172. Silly Nannies faces the bottom dweller Hernandez Hitmen in Week 4, if he is able to welcome back some of his injured players he should have no problem moving back up in the standings.

#6 Gronkemon Go 1-2 (Last: 4) (This Week: Juan Too Many)

Gronkemon Go now welcomes back the highly touted tight end Rob Gronkowski, and the question that will need to be answered is "Was he worth the wait?" Gronkemon Go sure hopes so. While Justin's roster remains loaded with talent and points, the most difficult decision to make is which player to play during any given week. In Week 3, Gronkemon Go scored 165 points in a 165-172 loss to O'Brees Wan Kenobi, but he also had 113 points left on the bench, which had the roster been tweaked a bit, Gronkemon Go could have found himself with a 2-1 record, rather than a 1-2. Nothing to worry about however, Justin will move ahead and make the necessary changes to his team to ensure more victories in the future. With the acquisition of Todd Gurley, Gronkemon Go gets a huge boost in the running back position which will largely make up for his lack at the WR position.

#7 Juan Too Many 1-2 (Last: 10) (This Week: Gronkemon Go)

Juan Too Many got the first W in the win column in Week 3 and it could not have come at a better time. Facing what looked like an insurmountable deficit heading into Monday night, Juan Too Many looked to Devonta Freeman (31 points) to single handily regain the lead against Team Prime and eventually win by a score of 194-180, putting him in the #7 spot for this weeks King of the Shack Power Rankings. Unfortunately, Juan Too Many now faces Gronkemon Go in Week 4, and will have to do so still without QB Tom Brady (SSPD), and Aaron Rodgers (BYE) leaving Juan Too Many with a tough hill to climb if he wants to improve his record in the coming week. Looking ahead to week 5, Josh will welcome back Rodgers and Brady which will all but boost his chances of winning each week.

#8 Team Prime 1-2 (Last: 7) (This Week: Favre Dollar Footlong)

Team Prime fell in heartbreaking fashion to Juan Too Many in Week 3, after holding a 180-163 lead heading into Monday night, Juan Too Many pulled away with an impressive performance and left Team Prime in the dust with a score of 180-194. Team Prime left three important pieces on the bench during Week 3, Doug Baldwin (30 points) LeGarrette Blount (22 points) and Christine Michael (24 points) which due to the poor play of Carson Palmer (3 points) ultimately led to the defeat of Team Prime. After his dominating victory in Week 1, Team Prime has now lost two in a row and will need to make some adjustments in Week 4 to get back on track in the winning ways.

#9 - Favre Dollar Footlong 1-2 (Last: 9) (This Week: Team Prime)

Favre Dollar Footlong was able to avoid a third straight defeat in Week 3, as he upset the previously undefeated Suh Girls One Cup by a score of 155-120. Favre Dollar Footlong overcame the poor performances of Ben Roethlisberger (6 points) and Julio Jones (2 points) with huge play of Mark Ingram (22 points) and Colby Fleener (23 points) on Monday night, Favre Dollar Footlong was able to come back and defeat Zac in convincing fashion. Looking ahead to Week 4, Nathan will need a much stronger performance from Brandon Marshall and Julio Jones if he wants a chance at defeating Team Prime this coming week.

#10 Hernandez Hitmen 0-3 (Last: 8) (This Week: Silly Nannies)

0-3 and the bottom dweller of the league after three weeks. Who would have forseen that the previous league champion would be without a win heading into Week 4 of the King of the Shack Fantasy Football season. Hernandez Hitmen lost a favorable matchup to Rudy Was Offsides in Week 3, falling by a score of 229 to 136, all but crushing his hopes of rising in the ranks of the league before the midway point of the regular season. Poor quarterback play continues to be the factor in all of Hernandez Hitmen's losses as Philip Rivers (11 points) and Ryan Tannehill (18 points) underperformed once again with their poor offenses. Randall Cobb (4 points) and Brandin Cooks (3 points) both put up their worst performances in their careers and now Hernandez Hitmen is left struggling to find answers from all avenues of his roster. Noah will look to redeem his season and win out the remainder of the season and that will all begin in Week 4 against Silly Nannies.



Wednesday, September 21, 2016

King of the Shack Power Rankings: Week 2



Week 2 Statistics:

Largest Margin of Victory:

Suh Girls One Cup +46 points

Smallest Margin of Victory:

Juan Direction +4 points

More Points Scored:

Gronkemon Go 198 points scored

Least Points Scored:

Juan Too Many 133 points scored



Week 2 Current Power Rankings

#1 Suh Girls One Cup 2-0 (Last: 4) (This Week: Favre Dollar Footlong)

Suh Girls One Cup is officially back and hungry for the title in 2016! With two straight performances of 170+ points each week, Suh Girls One Cup has breezed its way to a impressive 2-0 start and will look to continue the dominance in an upcoming matchup with less than lethal Favre Dollar Footlong. In Week 2, Suh Girls One Cup defeated Team Prime (1-1) by a score of 180-134 points. Ouch! Straight out of the gates on Thursday night, Eric Decker (24 points) impressed with 6 receptions for 126 yards and a touchdown to put the cherry on top. Later into the weekend, it was free agent pick up Mike Wallace (20 points) who hauled in a pair of touchdowns and veteran tight end Greg Olson (23 points) who all but solidified Suh Girls One Cup victory over Team Prime and earning him the #1 position in this weeks King of the Shack Power Rankings.

#2 Silly Nannies 2-0 (Last: 1) (This Week: Juan Too Many)

2-0 Silly Nannies continues to impress the rest of the King of the Shack Fantasy Football league. After coming in at #1 last week, Silly Nannies again remains near the top of the rankings dropping to the #2 position due to an array of injuries that could spell out some trouble in the coming weeks. Silly Nannies defeated Juan Too Many by a score 162-133 in their Week 2 matchup, not the output that Jake could have been hoping for, but in the end a win is a win and Silly Nannies remains 1 of 3 teams with a 2-0 record. Unfortunately, Silly Nannies does have some tough decisions to make. Both starting running backs Jonathan Stewart and Adrian Peterson have some significant injuries and could miss multiple weeks in the near future. It will be up to Silly Nannies and the rest of his roster to perform at a high level to make up for the lost points at running back.

#3 O'Brees Wan Kenobi 2-0 (Last: 5) (This Week: Gronkemon Go)

Back to back victories for O'Brees Wan Kenobi and Juan Dominguez is sitting pretty amidst the top 3 Power Ranking teams. With another convincing win in Week 2 over Hernandez Hitmen, O'Brees Wan Kenobi moves to 2-0 on the season and will look to remain undefeated in a heavily anticipated Week 3 tilt with Gronkemon Go (1-1) O'Brees Wan Kenobi again relied heavily on the strong quarterback play of Drew Brees (14 points) and Derek Carr (24 points) and was greatly helped out by DeAndre Hopkins (24 points) who hauled in 7 passes for 113 yards and 1 touchdown. This led to a 177-144 victory over Hernandez Hitmen in Week 2. Something to note for O'Brees Wan Kenobi is the fact that they boast a 2-0 record, but still have yet to activate both Jamaal Charles and Tyler Eifert, both of whom will greatly boost this teams upside. Keep and eye out for O'Brees Wan Kenobi.

#4 Gronkemon Go 1-1 (Last: 6) (This Week: O'Brees Wan Kenobi)

Gronkemon Go has by far been the most resilient team over the last two weeks. After having dealt with injury after injury, Justin has led his team to a 1-1 record and has been competitive in each matchup despite still not receiving any contributions from Rob Gronkowski (hamstring) yet. This moves Gronkemon Go up to our #4 spot in the King of the Shack Power Rankings, and as his team continues to get healthy, this dangerous roster will become even more effective. In Week 2, Gronkemon Go asserted his dominance over Ballz Deep! winning by a score of 198-182, and doing so with 110 points on his bench. Despite some shaky numbers from his quarterbacks Russell Wilson (11 points) and Matthew Stafford (15 points) Gronkemon Go looked to none other than veteran running back Matt Forte (30 points) to lead the way to victory over Ballz Deep! Looking ahead into Week 3, Gronkemon Go will face a 2-0 O'Brees Wan Kenobi squad and will have to crunch some numbers in order to set the optimal lineup to defeat Juan.

#5 Ballz Deep! 1-1 (Last: 3) (This Week: Silly Nannies)

Ballz Deep! narrowly missed coming out of Week 2 with a victory, but was done in by multiple injuries to his roster, eventually leading to defeat against Gronkemon Go by a score of 182-198. While the loss drops Ballz Deep! to a 1-1 record, the real loss came when fantasy guru Danny Woodhead went down with an injury, which will ultimately cost Ballz Deep! a tremendous amount of points during the rest of the season. Matt will have to look towards other options such as Charles Sims or Jeremy Hill to fill in for the injured Woodhead for the rest of the season. Heading in to a Week 3 showdown with Silly Nannies, Ballz Deep! will have to rely on his strong quarterback play from Matt Ryan (27 points) and Marcus Mariota (16 points) as well as look towards his plethora of wide receivers to make some plays on the field to lead him to a victory.

#6 Rudy Was Offsides 1-1 (Last: 7) (This Week: Hernandez Hitmen)

Juan Direction is no more, but Rudy Was Offsides is now headed in the right direction with a 153-149 victory over Favre Dollar Footlong in their Week 2 matchup. To put things in perspective, it took Luke 7 weeks to register his first win last season, so with his Week 2 win, it is quite evident that Rudy Was Offsides is here to make some noise in the 2016 season. Luke found some gold in Latavius Murray (21 points) and Delanie Walker (20 points) during his Week 2 matchup with Favre Dollar Footlong, this was accompanied by a strong performance from surprise running back Tevin Coleman (14 points) allowing Rudy Was Offsides to hold off his opponent and lay claim to his first victory of the year. Looking ahead to Week 3, Rudy Was Offsides will face a struggling Hernandez Hitmen team, but will have to replace running back Doug Martin and quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo as both went down with injury in Week 2. This being said, Le'Veon Bell will return in 2 weeks and at that point look for Rudy Was Offsides to really make some headway against the rest of the league.

#7 Team Prime 1-1 (Last: 2) (This Week: Juan Too Many)

It is amazing the difference one week can make on the outlook of a team. Heading into Week 2, Team Prime was dealing with some injuries, but it still was clear that he was one of the top teams to be reckoned with in the King of the Shack Fantasy Football league. Now heading into Week 3, Team Prime has again been done in by injury, and it appears as though the next few weeks will determine the type of post season position Team Prime will be able to snag. Following a Week 134-180 blowout loss to Suh Girls One Cup, Team Prime learned that running back Ameer Abdullah was placed on the IR, making two players in two weeks that have landed on the long term IR to start off the season. On the brightest note, Team Prime has been stashing running back Melvin Gordon (20 points) who is now set to receive an even heavier workload with Danny Woodhead departing for the season. Look for Gordon to be the dark horse candidate that every owner dreams of having, and if he can stay healthy, he will continue to make Tyler look like a very smart man. Heading into Week 3, Team Prime will clash with Juan Too Many, both teams are desperate for a win, but only one team will come out with the victory.

#8 - Hernandez Hitmen 0-2 (Last: 8) (This Week: Rudy Was Offsides)

The defending champion is off to a dismal start in the 2016 King of the Shack Fantasy Football season and reports coming in from Adam Schefter say that quite honestly he has no idea what to do about it. Hernandez Hitmen fell in Week 2  by a score of 144-177 against O'Brees Wan Kenobi. Eddie Lacy (5 points) continues to haunt Hernandez Hitmen from last year, and it is clear that he never learned his lesson to stay away from Packers running backs. Week 3 looks just as concerning for Noah, as he faces Rudy Was Offsides, and will hope to grab a little luck and squeeze out a victory, otherwise the playoffs will all but be seemingly out of reaching with an 0-3 start.

#9 Favre Dollar Footlong 0-2 (Last: 10) (This Week: Suh Girls One Cup)

Nathan is still looking to put all the pieces together during the 2016 season, after an 0-2 start to conclude Week 2. Favre Dollar Footlong fell in defeat against Rudy Was Offsides, 149-153 a close defeat, but a loss none the less. While he has received strong output from Brandon Marshall (16 points) and Julio Jones (21 points) it is the rest of the team who has failed to contribute to the team overall. In Week 2, Favre Dollar Footlong had only 7 of his players scoring in the double digits, and the Raiders DST (-6 points) gives a clear image of the type of week that it was for Nathan. On the bright side, Jay Cutler will not need surgery going forward into the season, and coach John Fox is confident he will still be able to play. Praises!

#10 Juan Too Many 0-2 (Last: 9) (This Week: Team Prime)

Average about 135 points over the past two weeks, spells out disaster for Juan Too Many as the season ramps up heading into Week 3. After a 162-133 loss to Silly Nannies in Week 2, Juan Too Many will need to right the ship in Week 3 against Team Prime to gain some ground on the rest of the league in the hopes of making the playoffs once again this year. Both Devonta Freeman (9 points) and Thomas Rawls (4 points) again underperformed and Juan Too Many is left desperately awaiting the return of quarterback Tom Brady to team up with Aaron Rodgers to carry his team throughout the remainder of the season. Until then, Josh will have to hold on for dear life and hope that his roster can find some life over the next few weeks in order to put a 'W' in the win column before the halfway point of the season hits. Week 3 against Team Prime will be a great opportunity to prove the resiliency of this team.




Wednesday, September 14, 2016

King of the Shack Current Power Rankings: Week 1

Week 1 Statistics:

Largest Margin of Victory

     - Silly Nannies +82 points

Smallest Margin of Victory

     -Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood +5 points

Most Points Scored

     -Silly Nannies 201 total points

Least Points Scored

     -Favre Dollar Footlong 119 total points


Week 1 Power Rankings

1. Silly Nannies 1-0 (Last: 2) (This Week: Juan Too Many)

The auto draft extraordinaire proved to the league that despite having his team chosen for him by the league, Silly Nannies has excellent team management skills had put those on full display during Week 1 of the King of the Shack Fantasy Football season. Not only did Silly Nannies win this week, but they did so in convincing fashion with a 201-119 victory over Favre Dollar Footlong. Jake's Silly Nannies were led this week by veteran wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald (28 points) and workhouse running back DeAngelo Williams (34 points). Combined both players scored nearly half of the total points that Favre Dollar Footlong was able to muster up, giving Silly Nannies the victory and the number one spot in this weeks power rankings. Despite only receiving 3 points from his #1 scoring option Adrian Peterson, Silly Nannies scored the highest number of points this week and will look to continue the dominance heading into next weeks matchup with Juan Too Many.

2.  Team Prime 1-0 (Last: 6) (This Week: Suh Girls One Cup)

Team Prime showed up in Week 1 and showed up in a big way! With dominated scores from every aspect of the roster, Team Prime easily outlasted reigning champion Hernandez Hitmen by a score of 195-164, earning Tyler the #2 position in this weeks King of the Shack Power Rankings. With 10 out of his 14 players putting up double digit points, it was clear that Team Prime had done some scouting prior to the beginning of the season, which allowed for the optimal lineup to be set for his week 1 victory. Led by Russell Wilson's favorite target Doug Baldwin (24 points) Team Prime cruised to victory with the strong support of cast members such as Alex Smith (27 points) and Dwayne Allen (17 points). Although the loss of Keenan Allen for the entire season will leave its sting, Team Prime's bench is loaded with points and potential and it will be but a breeze for Tyler to substitute in a replacement and continue racking up the points.

3.   Ballz Deep!  1-0 (Last: 10) (This Week: Gronkemon Go)

Not many saw this coming from the week one box scores, except for one...Matt Kippley! Ballz Deep put down the hurt during his Week 1 matchup with Juan Too Many, defeating Josh by a score of 197-141. This came as a shock for many, as the questionable draft strategy by Ballz Deep! landed them in the #10 spot coming into week one, but due to the strong performance and bright outlook for the weeks to come, Ballz Deep! jumps up to the #3 spot in this weeks King of the Shack Power Rankings. Led by a variety of strong performances from Amari Cooper (21 points) Danny Woodhead (22 points) and C.J Anderson (29 points) Ballz Deep! was able to build a sizable lead from the get go this week and maintained it throughout the weekend. To solidify the victory, Ballz Deep! relied on A.J Green (36 points) to put Juan Too Many in the dust and cruise to a Week 1 victory. This week will prove a tough test again Gronkemon Go, as two powerhouses will clash in a Week 2 matchup.

4. - Suh Girls One Cup 1-0 (Last: 4) (This Week: Team Prime)

Zac got off on the right track in Week 1, taking the first step towards getting back into the playoffs and making a run at the King of the Shack Championship. Although the victory was not easy, a win is a win and Suh Girls One Cup's 175-166 victory over Juan Direction put him in our #4 spot in this weeks King of the Shack Power Rankings. Despite only receiving a combined ten points from Todd Gurley (5 points) and Tyrod Taylor (5 points) Suh Girls One Cup was still able to defeat Juan Direction behind the arm of Andrew Luck (35 points) and the legs of Theo Riddick (27 points) who would have guessed!? While the quarterback position still looms questions about the consistency of Suh Girls One Cup, it is hard to argue with the results, and once the L.A. Rams get Gurley going, there will be no ceiling on the potential of this team.

5. O'Brees Wan Kenobi 1-0 (Last: 9) (This Week: Hernandez Hitmen)

The upset is complete! Coming into the week, O'Brees Wan Kenobi was ranked at #9 heading into the matchup with #1 Gronkemon Go, but after a shocking victory, Juan jumps up into the #5 position for this weeks King of the Shack Power rankings and will look to carry the momentum into his upcoming matchup with Hernandez Hitmen. Defeating Gronkemon Go was a narrow victory, as O'Brees Wan Kenobi mustered out a 175-170 victory and relied heavily on running backs DeMarco Murray (22 points) and Carlos Hyde (22 points) to carry the rest of the team. Capping off the impressive week, Drew Brees (30 points) led the way with 4 TD passes against the Raiders and proved to be the deciding factor in O'Brees Wan Kenobi's vicotry over Justin. With Dez Bryant only scoring 1 point this week, Juan will look for a stronger output to continue his winning ways in Week 2.

6. Gronkemon Go 0-1 (Last: 1) (This Week: Ballz Deep!)

After assembling arguably the most impressive 2016 draft class, Gronkemon Go was done in by a few key injuries to players, Chris Ivory and Rob Gronkowski. This resulted in a crushing 170-175 defeat against nemesis O'Brees Wan Kenobi dropping Justin down to the #6 spot in this weeks King of the Shack Power Rankings. With the injuries holding players out of Gronkemon Go's lineup, it was evident that the rest of his squad would need to perform at a high level. Matthew Stafford (25 points) proved that this is the year for the rejuvenated lions offense. However, it was Gary Barnidge (0 points) and Emmanuel Sanders (9 points) who under-performed this week leading to defeat for Gronkemon Go. Looking ahead, the return of Rob Gronkowski is imminent, and once that takes place, Justin should rise back up to the top of the standings and prove his fantasy football skill.

7. Juan Direction 0-1 (Last: 5) (This Week: Favre Dollar Footlong)

Juan Direction went in the wrong direction during the Week 1 matchup against Suh Girls One Cup, falling in defeat by a score of 166-75 and starting off the season on the wrong foot with an 0-1 record. This drops Juan Direction to the #7 spot in this weeks Power Rankings, but looking ahead, the future for this team still remains bright with multiple victories looming ahead. Luke was lead this past week by an incredible performance from Antonio Brown (32 points) who continues to prove why he was the #1 pick in most fantasy football formats this season. Shaky quarterback play from Eli Manning and Jimmy Garoppolo hurt Juan Direction in the long run of his matchup, but it was the measly 1 point scored by John Brown of the Arizona Cardinals that eventually led the succumbing of defeat against Zac's squad. Luke has another tough matchup this week against Favre Dollar Footlong, but will look to set the perfect lineup to guarantee victory for himself in Week 2.

8. Hernandez Hitmen 0-1 (Last: 7) (This Week: O'Brees Wan Kenobi)

The defending champion of the King of the Shack Fantasy Football league got off to a poor start in his request for defending his championship and proving his dominance once again. With a opening matchup against Team Prime, a victory seemed possible, but Hernandez Hitmen fell by a score of 164-195 dropping Noah to 0-1 to start the year and down to #8 in this weeks King of the Shack Power Rankings. Despite receiving a huge boost from Brandin Cooks (33 points) Hernandez Hitmen could not even gather up enough points to make the matchup with Team Prime close. Poor quarterback play was the question coming into the season, and the issue was made known in week one as Philip Rivers (13 points) and Ryan Tannehill (14 points) were only able to find the endzone once in their matchups. Eddie Lacy (8 points) again hurt Hernandez Hitmen and makes the second round draft pick a tough play for the upcoming Week 2 matchup. Hernandez Hitmen will have to rely on big performances from his wide receivers in Week 2 if he has any hope of qualifying for this years playoffs.

9. Juan Too Many 0-1 (Last: 8) (This Week: Silly Nannies)

There was not much that Juan Too Many could do in the Week 1 matchup against Ballz Deep! falling by a score of 141-197 simply states that Ballz Deep! had an incredible Week 1 performance from his team, and truthfully, no matter how many changes Juan Too Many would have made to his lineups it still would not have been enough. Devonte Freeman (8 points) proved to be the biggest Week 1 disappointment for Josh after having averaging about 20 points per week last season. This was followed up by Thomas Rawls (8 points) which totaled 16 points for Juan Too Many's starting running back positions. A recipe for defeat every time. Josh will look to revamp his roster, and may have to do so via the free agency wire, but should have a good chance at finding a victory in Week 2 versus Silly Nannies.

10. Favre Dollar Footlong (Last: 3) (This Week: Juan Direction)

Last but not least, Favre Dollar Footlong falls to the #10 spot in the Week 1 King of the Shack Power Rankings. After inching over the 100 point mark, thanks in large part to Ben Roethlisberger (22 points) on monday night, Nathan was able to salvage what he could out of a dismal Week 1 performance by his team. Lets put this into perspective. Had Favre Dollar Footlong put Jay Cutler (11 points) into the lineup for Week 1, he would have been the 5th leading scorer for the team...and that is saying something! Nathan will really have to do some studying for his Week 2 matchup with Juan Direction in hopes of addressing the quarterback and running back deficiency that is at hand. The saints racked up 34 points in there opening game, but Mark Ingram (9 points) was hardly able to contribute as Brees and Co. took to the air in their opening game. Better luck next week!